Peter 61.44% Ian 54.29% Dave 50.72% Mike D 46.03% Steve 46.03%
Papa 44.05% CM 40.00% Doddy 37.33% Colin 34.78% Malc 27.27%
Prologue: It’s a funny old world isn’t it? The Bad Boys Darts Club Website/Blog has been running for nearly one year and we probably have more hits from folks looking for pornography than we do for darts! This all comes about because of what words are used in the match reports and probably the match fixtures... When unallocated match places are marked as ‘xxx’ shorthand to some for porn. To illustrate how easily three X’s and a couple of other words are mistaken for porn in searches the following are recent searches that have brought folks outside of the club to our site, some relate to darts, some (cough) do not!:
4 4.26% a-lomania
4 4.26% alomania
3 3.19% light up darts
3 3.19% doddy boys.
3 3.19% bad boys darts nailsworth
3 3.19% bad boy darts
2 2.13% boys boys xxxxxx
2 2.13% www . xxx bull moves com
2 2.13% how to draw bad boy
2 2.13% pdi 2008 darts
2 2.13% bad papas xxx
2 2.13% bad boys darts]
2 2.13% bad boys darts
2 2.13% dart fights
2 2.13% badboys record
1 1.06% game make a club for boys
1 1.06% bad boys darts club
1 1.06% ernie xxx game
1 1.06% bad boys army
1 1.06% xxx papa night
1 1.06% bad boy jelly
1 1.06% find boys team name in dart
1 1.06% doddy movs
1 1.06% sdarts darts
1 1.06% i am bad at darts
1 1.06% darts game halfs
1 1.06% xxx dart game
1 1.06% club darts nice
1 1.06% www a-lomania. com
1 1.06% darts fixtures set up
1 1.06% steve doddy
1 1.06% club darts
1 1.06% darts 3 in the bed
1 1.06% rushes xxx
1 1.06% horse xxx
1 1.06% darts xxx 2008
1 1.06% ian xxx
1 1.06% doddy boys
1 1.06% fixtures dart games
1 1.06% badboyddartsblogspot.com
1 1.06% darts s.a.
1 1.06% darts fives
1 1.06% dad and boy xxx
1 1.06% motors and boys games
1 1.06% wicked uncel ernie
1 1.06% wicked uncle ernie
1 1.06% xxx dads on boys
1 1.06% bad boys dart
1 1.06% bad papa xxx
1 1.06% the bad boys club
1 1.06% darts/mike
1 1.06% 01 2 dart out chart
1 1.06% bad white boys xxx
1 1.06% disgusting dart games
1 1.06% psychic darts
1 1.06% nailsworth darts
1 1.06% my dad's better than your dad game of darts was played wrong
1 1.06% dave redbond
1 1.06% bad hut eyes
1 1.06% pipping jelly
1 1.06% bad boy bull
1 1.06% dad and boys xxx
1 1.06% boys rough xxx
1 1.06% boys xxx
1 1.06% bad boys xxx
1 1.06% bdo dart results 26-27 april 2008
1 1.06% doddy stevan
1 1.06% steve cookie dart
1 1.06% middle for diddle
1 1.06% wicked uncel xxx
1 1.06% tree in bed xxx
Anyway... On to our game, which is (mostly) savoury!
Nailsworth’s finest private darts club was packed to the gunnels with a full complement of six players: Dave, Ian, Doddy, Mike (JA), CM (Casablanca Mike) and Peter.
The flipometers took the slow route for team picking (4 of 5 flicks I seem to remember?). But we ended up with what I felt were reasonably well balanced teams: Pete, Ian and Doddy ‘V’ Dave, JA and CM.
Game honours changed fairly consistently with only one double win blip, so the evening’s results were close. The final score line was PID 1346 / DMCM 257. I reckon everybody played about evenly; there wasn’t a single player that didn’t have both a hot and a cold patch, consequently there were six decent players tonight but no MOTM.
There were however a couple of items worth mentioning:
Casablanca Mike forgot where he came from and became ‘Shang-Hi Mike’ on the 20’s.
Dave ‘Rubbered Up’ 4 times (shit, that will appear in the porn searches!).
JA has upped his ‘giving himself a talking to’ routine when having a bad run of darts, he used to just leave the hut and then walk around (chatting to himself) and come back in and play decent darts... Now he has added another stage... As he leaves the hut to ‘talk to himself’ he kind of does a little lowering of the back of his trousers (revealing a builders bum type of experience). Hell that is going to give us an even higher porn rating!
Hmmm... Actually at one point Dave did say that his darts were going badly and he was considering loosening his belt, showing us his bum cleavage and talking to himself (outside) JA style. Is it any wonder that we have a porn following? All this and I have never ever mentioned multiple pricks entering the board!
Bull Wars: Dave 2, CM 2, Doddy 1, Slackers 0.
Chart Changes: None....
Who is battling with whom? Well, Steve and Mike D were being very bullish about having Dave in their sights last week; the truth is they might want to worry more about each other! They are 4+% behind Dave, however there % points are equal... and I mean equal... To 12 decimal places!
Game On!
Peter x
Epilogue:
Having mentioned and documented our porn following the inevitable result is that our porn ranking will increase!
Say Lavvy (Oh Matron)!
Papa 44.05% CM 40.00% Doddy 37.33% Colin 34.78% Malc 27.27%
Prologue: It’s a funny old world isn’t it? The Bad Boys Darts Club Website/Blog has been running for nearly one year and we probably have more hits from folks looking for pornography than we do for darts! This all comes about because of what words are used in the match reports and probably the match fixtures... When unallocated match places are marked as ‘xxx’ shorthand to some for porn. To illustrate how easily three X’s and a couple of other words are mistaken for porn in searches the following are recent searches that have brought folks outside of the club to our site, some relate to darts, some (cough) do not!:
4 4.26% a-lomania
4 4.26% alomania
3 3.19% light up darts
3 3.19% doddy boys.
3 3.19% bad boys darts nailsworth
3 3.19% bad boy darts
2 2.13% boys boys xxxxxx
2 2.13% www . xxx bull moves com
2 2.13% how to draw bad boy
2 2.13% pdi 2008 darts
2 2.13% bad papas xxx
2 2.13% bad boys darts]
2 2.13% bad boys darts
2 2.13% dart fights
2 2.13% badboys record
1 1.06% game make a club for boys
1 1.06% bad boys darts club
1 1.06% ernie xxx game
1 1.06% bad boys army
1 1.06% xxx papa night
1 1.06% bad boy jelly
1 1.06% find boys team name in dart
1 1.06% doddy movs
1 1.06% sdarts darts
1 1.06% i am bad at darts
1 1.06% darts game halfs
1 1.06% xxx dart game
1 1.06% club darts nice
1 1.06% www a-lomania. com
1 1.06% darts fixtures set up
1 1.06% steve doddy
1 1.06% club darts
1 1.06% darts 3 in the bed
1 1.06% rushes xxx
1 1.06% horse xxx
1 1.06% darts xxx 2008
1 1.06% ian xxx
1 1.06% doddy boys
1 1.06% fixtures dart games
1 1.06% badboyddartsblogspot.com
1 1.06% darts s.a.
1 1.06% darts fives
1 1.06% dad and boy xxx
1 1.06% motors and boys games
1 1.06% wicked uncel ernie
1 1.06% wicked uncle ernie
1 1.06% xxx dads on boys
1 1.06% bad boys dart
1 1.06% bad papa xxx
1 1.06% the bad boys club
1 1.06% darts/mike
1 1.06% 01 2 dart out chart
1 1.06% bad white boys xxx
1 1.06% disgusting dart games
1 1.06% psychic darts
1 1.06% nailsworth darts
1 1.06% my dad's better than your dad game of darts was played wrong
1 1.06% dave redbond
1 1.06% bad hut eyes
1 1.06% pipping jelly
1 1.06% bad boy bull
1 1.06% dad and boys xxx
1 1.06% boys rough xxx
1 1.06% boys xxx
1 1.06% bad boys xxx
1 1.06% bdo dart results 26-27 april 2008
1 1.06% doddy stevan
1 1.06% steve cookie dart
1 1.06% middle for diddle
1 1.06% wicked uncel xxx
1 1.06% tree in bed xxx
Anyway... On to our game, which is (mostly) savoury!
Nailsworth’s finest private darts club was packed to the gunnels with a full complement of six players: Dave, Ian, Doddy, Mike (JA), CM (Casablanca Mike) and Peter.
The flipometers took the slow route for team picking (4 of 5 flicks I seem to remember?). But we ended up with what I felt were reasonably well balanced teams: Pete, Ian and Doddy ‘V’ Dave, JA and CM.
Game honours changed fairly consistently with only one double win blip, so the evening’s results were close. The final score line was PID 1346 / DMCM 257. I reckon everybody played about evenly; there wasn’t a single player that didn’t have both a hot and a cold patch, consequently there were six decent players tonight but no MOTM.
There were however a couple of items worth mentioning:
Casablanca Mike forgot where he came from and became ‘Shang-Hi Mike’ on the 20’s.
Dave ‘Rubbered Up’ 4 times (shit, that will appear in the porn searches!).
JA has upped his ‘giving himself a talking to’ routine when having a bad run of darts, he used to just leave the hut and then walk around (chatting to himself) and come back in and play decent darts... Now he has added another stage... As he leaves the hut to ‘talk to himself’ he kind of does a little lowering of the back of his trousers (revealing a builders bum type of experience). Hell that is going to give us an even higher porn rating!
Hmmm... Actually at one point Dave did say that his darts were going badly and he was considering loosening his belt, showing us his bum cleavage and talking to himself (outside) JA style. Is it any wonder that we have a porn following? All this and I have never ever mentioned multiple pricks entering the board!
Bull Wars: Dave 2, CM 2, Doddy 1, Slackers 0.
Chart Changes: None....
Who is battling with whom? Well, Steve and Mike D were being very bullish about having Dave in their sights last week; the truth is they might want to worry more about each other! They are 4+% behind Dave, however there % points are equal... and I mean equal... To 12 decimal places!
Game On!
Peter x
Epilogue:
Having mentioned and documented our porn following the inevitable result is that our porn ranking will increase!
Say Lavvy (Oh Matron)!
