It was an evening of two parts, now that isn’t the first time you have heard me say that about a Bad Boys Darts night. But hell, I am only talking about folks arriving! For arguments sake let’s divide folks in to two groups, those that arrived on time and those that didn’t!
It was cold, it was chilly but at ten to eight we saw Papa’s willy. Not strictly true, but I certainly saw Papa ascending to the hut despite not being 100% from last week’s man-flu.
Next up was Dave at about eight to eight. Dave never mentioned it all evening but I reckon from the way he was sniffing he had a dose of man-flu coming on. Mind you, I suspect any germs he is carrying are in for a shock, nay; annihilation on Thursday morning when they are forced on to a booze cruise with several very bad boys heading for France.
Rear Gunner Rushton was next to bound up the steps in his usual jaunty five to eight fashion. So there we were, four ‘badduns’ waiting to get started, we all quickly dispatched our double eleven’s, but where were the others?
Doddy ‘surfaced’ at about five past eight, full of bon vivre and an enlightening ‘Sorry I’m late lads, I needed a shit!’
We decided not to wait for Casablanca and started flipping; much flipping later we had teams of Ian, Dave and Papa ‘V’ Peter and Doddy, with the proviso that should CM arrive he would join P&D.
Well a further five minutes passed and Casablanca Mike finally deigned to arrive! Ten past eight without so much as a comment on his bowel movements!
Anyway, once we finally had all the bad boys gathered together we got stuck in to the games, top games they were to, although unlike the majority of evenings none were close calls.
PDCM took the first three games, only the first of these was seriously contested, then DPI walked the fourth, lost the fifth but caned us in the sixth, PDCM managed to round off the evening with the seventh making the final score line PDCM 12357 / 46 DPI.
All the games were pretty well decisive and in fact both teams struggled in at least one game to avoid getting a white wash on the score front.
Notable Events: Papa Was a Rolling Stone! KF managed a couple of unusual moves for the evening, number one he managed to get Doddy in the back of the leg with the now famous ‘Papa Rebound’. This is only the second time he has managed to hit the opposing team. Secondly and we think a bad boy’s first.....
Papa had two scoring darts (both in the 19) and with his third dart he managed knock out the two scorers, leaving sweet F A to chalk up!
Papa also managed a T19 + T17 in one outing as well, he was more pleased with that.
There were multiple double semi turns and (I think) a bull semi.
Doddy had a 2 x T16 turn
CM had a T17 + 2 x D19 turn, stunning darts, those along with generally being on form for the evening gained him LMOTM that is of course LATE MAN OF THE MATCH!
CM also scored 100 points on 20’s during the early turns of one game.
There were plenty of trebles flying around on both sides.
I am sure I have forgotten some other stuff but say lavvy!
Bull Wars: Peter 2, CM 2, Dave 1.
Chart Changes: None! There is still potential for Ian and CM to change again before the end of the year, however the closest current grouping is Steve, Papa and Doddy; all within a gnat’s cock of each other.
Game On!
Peter x
