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Tuesday 24 March 2009

Darts – The Lord Giveth and The Lord Taketh Away.



I’m going to keep this short and sweet, far too painful (for me) to spend a lot of time mulling this evening over.

The bad boys on the block tonight were: Pete Dave, Malc, Ian and Doddy. Everyone showed up in good time, several bearing gifts! Ian produced a hatful of darts stems and the like to go in the communal kit tin, so remember if you have a darts emergency on a bad boys night we do have spare stems, flights and if needed sets of darts.

Dave gifted me a set of flights bearing large breasted women, clearly he thinks I am a Sun reader. Obviously I don’t want to offend him so I will start using them as soon as possible! Malc had a brand new nice shiny haircut and was looking very dapper, keep it up old bean it rather suits you sir!

We flipped the ‘ometers’ and had an instant result: Pete, Doddy and Malc ‘v’ Ian and Dave.

Now we get to the gruesome bit... We ended up with a very one sided match but thankfully not a whitewash in sight! Ian and Dave played some great darts and generally speaking Pete, Mike and Malc didn’t!

Although we gave them a run for their money on two or three games we only managed to bag one. The final score line was DI 123467/5 PDM.... Disaster!

Notable Events:

Having stood on the first rung of a stool for one throw Malc is considering investing in some retro platform soled boots for his next BB visit.

Several folks had double semi throws, in fact there were probably more who did than didn’t which is pretty spectacular.

Teddy Boy Rushton actually managed a triple semi finish, which was remarkable not only for the skill but the fact he only needed two to win!

Pete had two bull+semi turns but neither produced a victory.

Dave played well and definitely played the most consistent role of the night and thus is awarded MOTM. Ian and Dave definitely deserved to win the evening, well done lads.

Bull Wars: Mini Malc 2, Pedros 2, Doddmeister 1, Dave 1, Ian 1.

Chart Changes: Oh Calamity! Ian Jumps in to 1st place, a massive 2% above Papa. Peter drops from 4th to 6th place. Dave moves up a spot forcing Doddy down to 9th place. No move for Malc!

So, competition awaits, there are many games still to play this season so, Game On!

URGENT: We are short of players for Tuesday 7th April! Currently it is just Pete and Doddy booked. Dave has offered to do an extra game to make a 3rd player. A fourth would be nice if any of you can make it then please shout.

Cheers

Peter x

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